What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

Was there any slavery of white people that actually compares to the transatlantic slave trade? I’m not baiting or anything actually genuinely curious and want to know.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is Replika conscious?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.